TGHE NICK SUN FAQ

1 Was that a spelling mistake in teh first word of the title of this FAQ?

yes

2 Will there be lots of spelling mistakes in this website?

Possibly

3. Is this Nick Sun writing these things querstions in thrid person right now?

Yes.

4. Are these really questions that are asked freqently enough to warrant an FAQ

Ummm perhaps

5. This seems like a very contrived attempt at appearing whacky. Would you agree?

Yes.

6. Is it because now that teh festivals are over adn you ahve moved back into your parents house and am still unemployed and in general a bum without a direction in life and you ahve way too much free time to languish on pointless exercises such as this one that you are doing right now as we speak?

Umm i guess so

7. Where is this going?

IU dunno

8. Why did you just change font?

i pressed some weird button adn it just happened.

9. Are yuou really shit with technology?

yes. I dont trust computers. they will take over mark my words. i saw some documentary about it and it scared teh shti out of me. it was called 'terminator two.'

10. was that a joke?

i dunno depends whether or not you laugh. why dont you get the fuck out of my head man withthe questions?

11. im not sure if i can. now you ahve asked me a question and yet i am supposed to be asking teh questions and now i will be left with replying wiht a statement whihc invaluidates what im supposed to be doing. Would you agree with that?

Agree with what?

12. Agree with umm fuck! see no yhou just srpung another querstion with me, you cant reply to my questions with more questions it leaves everyhign unaswerable. doesnt it?

Why?

13. I must wrestle the control back in my favour otherwise this answering guy will ahve won the power and somniant role in this FAQ. WOULDNT YOU AGREE?

Why did you just use caps then?

14. it was an accident. it was not supposed to emphasis the question biut

Are you going to edit this?

15.No. Wait wasnt i supposed to be asking the quewstions here?

16. haha i have usurped yhou. havent i?

Why do you have such clumsy fingers adn typing skills?

17. This is getting boring. i might contuinue this someother time. wouldnt you agree?

yes. i would. this has answered nothing. why do the public wnat to know things about me anyway? who the fuck do they think they are? dont they realise this constittuetes an invasion fo privcay?

18. dont act like you dont enjoy the attention on some level though. hyposcrite...

okay yes i know i know I AM A FUCKING HYPOCRITE. I AM A FRAUD. PLEASE DONT BELIEVE ANYTTHING I SAY ITS A LL A LIE. THIS WEBSITE IS A LIE. THIS INTERNET THING IS A LIE. NONE FO THESE QUESTIOSNA RE EVER ASKED FREQUENTLY INFACT BNEFROE WRITING THIS NONE OF THESE QUESTIONS WERE EVER ASKED BEFORE... IN TRUTH LADIES ADN GENTGLEMEN I AM CONFUSED AND LOST AT THE MOEMNT PLEASE I NEED HELP ! I ALREADY WASTE TOO MCUH TIME AS IT IS, AND NOW I AM STUCK TRYING TO PUT THIS INTERNET SITE TOGETHER I GUESS CAUSE EVER SINCE THE FESTIVALS ARE OVER I GOT NOTHING TO DO ADN CAUSE AUSTRALIA IS GEENRALL A SHIT PLACE TO MAKE A LIVING AS A COMEDIAN UNLESS YOU HAVE A MASSIVE MEDIA PROFUILE THAT RELIES ON MASS APPEAL, I AM FORCED TO MOVE BACK INTO MY HOUSE EAT ADN AHTE MYSLEF ADN TEHN WRITE MATERIAL THAT I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO TYR OUT CAUSE THERE ARE NO ROOMS IN SYDNEY WITHTHE EXCEPTIO FO A FEW...

19. WAS THAT outburst genuine or an exxaggerated plea for attention?

the latter. i have nothig to complain about. im not living ont eh streets and I DONT HAVE LEPROSY OH GOD FUCK THIS SECURITY AND COMFORT THING IS OPVER RATED I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE

20. okay we are wrapping this little humdinger up right now....

whjew. is this faq going to be continued?

21. i guess so. maybe i dont know. i tend to lose interest in things quickly. im great at starting things but then i i just sorta dont give a shit,. so yheah maybe i will maybe i wont whats it to you? HUH? MUTHA FUCA>?